You may think I'm mean for calling New York a tranny, well... I can be, did it take you this long to catch on?New York's makeup emulates that of a tranny, her fake eyelashes are longer than my pubes (why did I go there? I dunno), and she dresses like a $20 hooker on her good days. But despite New York's undiscovered talent, continuous chain smoking and tangled horse weaves, I like her.
She never fails to entertain me. And her show is horrible, but that's okay too. The train wreck didn't know it was gonna suck and I guess she thought the dudes she picked were decent?! Anywho who, here's some excerpts from her article in Star magazine.
no baggage: "flavor flav [who twice chose new york as first runner-up on flavor of love] was not a good choice for my daughter. i'm sure he's a decent, kind, loving individual, but he has lots of family responsibilities, and she's a young lady with no children and no ties. she needs to be free.'
new york comes first: "the perfect guy must be "tender, kind, generous and want to have a wonderful relationship and a family with my daughter. and he must not cheat!'
love your fans: "i don't go out much, but when i do i gets lots of love - hugs, kisses, whatever. i find it to be extreme, but i'm enjoying it.'
what sister wants: "i am not a married woman, and that's all i'd like to say about my dating status right now. my man first and foremost has to love me - and my children - totally. and he has to be super-filthy, freakin' rich! '
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