Dita Von Teese Files for Divorce, Citing 'Irreconcilable Differences'

According to the New York Post, Dita Von Teese has filed for divorce from Marilyn Manson after only one year.

Can you blame her?

Apparently 'Marilyn', real name Brian Warner, has been a real model husband..hardly. Dita, real name Heather Sweet, has not been able to get a hold of him in weeks, and has moved out of their home, but Manson hasn't even noticed. He is back in Los Angeles working on a new album, giving blowjobs to Twiggy, doing smack..you know, whatever those freaks do.

Dita filed for divorce before Christmas, but like I said, Mr. Manson has no clue that he is going to be served with divorce papers today. Unless of course, he reads the internet.


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Source: PageSix


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