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Christina Ricci took a fans displeasure to heart. After Ricci was spotted wearing fur, a fan pulled the plug on her Ricci fansite. Ricci was also named as one of PETA's Worst Dressed. Christina told PETA, "For what it is worth, I have received the message loud and clear and will not be wearing fur in the future."
Britney Spears has been named the Worst Celebrity Dog Owner. New York Dog and Hollywood Dog magazines polled readers as to who was the Worst Celebrity Dog Owner of 2006. Funny, I figured Paris would have had that one in the bag. Dog owners needn't fret anymore, Britney no longer owns the dogs. Remember stories of how she and Kevin let their dogs crap on everything? I bet that had something to do with it.
Rumors of celebrity breakups are all over this week! It's confirmed that Six Degrees star Bridget Moynahan and New England Patriots QB Tom Brady are calling it quits after three years of dating. Rumors are also running wild about Pink & Carey Hart's marriage taking a turn for the worse. Sources say they haven't spent hardly any time together as of late.
Another supposed marriage on the rocks is that of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman.
Lindsay Lohan has a whole new respect for those 'cunts'. Just what women is she referring to? Strippers of course!
In an email sent off to friends last week, Lindsay describes her pole dancing lessons she is taking for an upcoming role in, "I Know Who Killed Me," due to begin filming in mid January. You gotta love Lindsay and her emails.
“They’re all whores, they’re all whores ..xcept for some obviously!” “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”
Just what Lohan needs, pole dancing lessons.
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Justin jumps from Scarlett to Jessica 
Kelly Osbourne made the cover of Playboy! 
More pics and a 'coke fueled to do list' from ParisExposed
I thought that was Owen for a minute..
What a cheap BITCH!
Baby is having a baby
Add Jared Leto to the celebrities that I can't stand
The Police reunion to start in Vancouver?
Paris rocks the cameltoe
Chyna Doll by Distortrait
The latest celebrity DUI
Asian inspired haute couture by Dior
Lindsay's not making any friends in rehab
26 y.o. South Korean pop singer commits suicide
Christina Ricci does Vogue Italia
More badass Avril
It's Valtrex and Hydrocodone for Paris
