Isaac Cohen Kisses and Tells Like the Slut He Is

Isaac banged Britney Spears for a month and then told Britain's 'News of the World' all about Britney and her little quirks.

What a guy.

“By the time I met Britney she was burnt out. She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage,” he said.

“It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone. It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life," he added.

"She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other's arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope.

"She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can't everyone leave me alone?' and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?'"

Cohen also talked about their Las Vegas trip where they spent a weekend at a posh villa. I assume he was talking about a vibrating bed or something here..

“We clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round,” he says. “All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling.

"It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off."

"Like any woman who has had two children she worried about her figure.

“As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self-esteem she sometimes wouldn't listen. She would say, 'Am I fat? Am I fat?' then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories.

"Other times, she got so low she didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched.

"That's just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked," he said.

“Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle,” Cohen said.

“I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance [but] it was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone.”

“But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that.”

Awhh, what a sweetheart.


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Source: Playfuls.com

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The Reason Mischa and Cisco Split

Was it that she couldn't handle the embarrassment of the world seeing her man's saggy ball sack in photos found in Paris Hilton's storage unit?

Apparently so. A source told US Weekly that the picture of Cisco that popped up all over the web drove Mischa into a rage.

In the photo (which I am sure most of you have seen) Cisco is standing bare ass naked clad only in socks and wristband, posing quite peculiar with a bit of cocaine on the small table in front of him. Pic here- if you dare. I won't post it here again, gravity can do nasty things..

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Source: USWeekly

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Mandy Moore Admits to Depression

Mandy spoke with Jane Magazine (February issue) about her recent bout with depression.

"A few months ago I felt really low, really sad. Depressed for no reason. I'm a very positive person, and I've always been glass-half-full, so it was like someone flipped a switch in me. I wanted to figure out why."

Moore says that her recent breakup with Zach Braff certainly didn't help things.

"The breakup added to what I was going through, but it's not the complete reason. It definitely doesn't help if you're already in that place."

Braff has also gone public about mild depression he has suffered.

Mandy goes on to apologize to fans for her earlier music and adds that she's sorry to those "people (who) wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music."

"I've been going through this really crazy time in my life — it's what I imagine people fresh out of college go through," she says. "I'm asking myself life-altering questions, like `Who am I? Where do I fit in this world? What am I doing, what do I want to do? Am I living to my full potential?' "


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Sources: HQCB/CBSNews.com
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Cameron Diaz Moves Back Home

"Hellooo Mom and Dad, I'm home!"

After the failed four year long relationship with Justin Timberlake, Cameron is going where she knows she is loved.

Back home to family.

She's moved everything from her and Justin's apartment into her parent's home.

A total obvious sign that she is not doing as well as everyone is saying.


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Source:Playfuls.com

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Are Justin & Cameron OVER?

Thanks to STAR Magazine for passing this on to Celebrity Smack:

"Star's cover story this week is on Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz spending the Christmas holiday apart--and reported comments from JT himself saying that "We're done."
Could the Sexy Back crooner and "The Holiday" star be dunzo?

This Christmas season, Justin Timberlake spent his holiday at home in Tennessee, surrounded by his close-knit family, including mom (and one-time manager) Lynn, stepfather Paul Harless and his two younger half-brothers.
Cameron Diaz, his girlfriend since 2003, went skiing in Vail, Colo., staying at the Vail Mountain Resort & Spa, with her family.

Separate vacations? At this time of year? What's the reason?

Sources say the glamorous duo, who have gone on many vacations together in the past, went their separate ways after Justin decided that his days with Cam were numbered. And on Dec. 23, as he partied with friends in Senses nightclub in Memphis, a source says Justin told fellow revelers: "Me and Cameron? We're done."

During their three-and-a-half years together, the two, who met backstage at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards in 2003 overcame a nine-year-age difference (he's 25; she's 34) and the tug of their separate schedules. They were one of Hollywood's most affectionate and committed couples. So what could have gone wrong? The answer, according to insiders, is that over the years, the couple struggled from time to time with the issue of long-term commitment. Cameron has been a notorious free spirit--she once told Ellen DeGeneres on her show, "I'm a commitment-phobe. I love being alone...I don't want to get married."

Justin jetted to his hometown, Millington, Tenn., (19 miles from Memphis) on Dec. 22 to spend Christmas with his family. He's always been close to his mom Lynn, he even took her to the MTV Video Music Awards in 2002, the Grammy Awards in 2004 and a number of other red-carpet events.
Once in Tennessee, he immediately called longtime friend Veronica Finn, a 25-year-old blond real-estate broker who used to sing in Innosense, a now-defunct girl group that Justin's mom managed. They once dated pre-Britney; in fact, Britney was even a member of Innosense for a short time.
Justin and Veronica have remained close friends over the years, getting together and speaking regularly on the phone. "Justin asked her to come over (to his folks place), and she did," says a source.

On Dec. 23, Justin and Veronica joined Justin's mom and step dad for a fun evening of indoor golf, followed by Chinese food at P.F. Chang's restaurant in Memphis. Veronica is now just like a sister to Justin. "I saw him give her a warm kiss on the cheek and squeeze her hand repeatedly," an eyewitness tells Star. "He left with his arm around her shoulders."

Later that night, sources say, the pair went to Senses nightclub, where they met up with friends. "The group stayed in a private room at the club and had a great times." And it was there, as Justin partied at Senses, a source recalls, that he went public about his split with Cameron.
"Around 2 a.m. he was with a dozen friends in the VIP room when he was asked where Cameron was," a source says. "Justin said, 'We're done. It's over!' He didn't seem at all unhappy."

Later, post-clubbing, Veronica stayed over night at Justin's mom's place and didn't go back to here own relatives' home until Christmas day, the source says. And on Christmas night, "he picked her up again, and she stayed overnight one more time at Justin's mom's house."
When asked about Justin's statement, reps for the pair declined to comment, stating they do not comment on their personal lives.

Just a week before the couple went their separate ways for Christmas, Justin was partying in NYC hotspot Barca 18 with Cameron. At the time, the New York Daily News reported, "The couple was affectionate and stayed until 4 a.m."

But Cameron, whose previous beaus include Matt Dillion (with whom she had a three-year relationship) and Jared Leto (whom she dated for four years) told a report a few weeks before, "We've all been in relationships that failed. It's about figuring out how to make something work and about who you are, what you have to offer and how you'll be open to love."

However, as of press time, the actual status of the current Justin-Cameron relationship remains unknown! On Dec. 27, a source tells Star, Justin flew out of Memphis International Airport. His destination: Los Angeles where Cameron was headed as well. Stay tuned! "

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Source: STAR Magazine

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Afternoon Briefs

Afternoon Briefs - Your Afternoon Delight!




Christina Ricci took a fans displeasure to heart. After Ricci was spotted wearing fur, a fan pulled the plug on her Ricci fansite. Ricci was also named as one of PETA's Worst Dressed. Christina told PETA, "For what it is worth, I have received the message loud and clear and will not be wearing fur in the future."




Britney Spears has been named the Worst Celebrity Dog Owner. New York Dog and Hollywood Dog magazines polled readers as to who was the Worst Celebrity Dog Owner of 2006. Funny, I figured Paris would have had that one in the bag. Dog owners needn't fret anymore, Britney no longer owns the dogs. Remember stories of how she and Kevin let their dogs crap on everything? I bet that had something to do with it.



Rumors of celebrity breakups are all over this week! It's confirmed that Six Degrees star Bridget Moynahan and New England Patriots QB Tom Brady are calling it quits after three years of dating. Rumors are also running wild about Pink & Carey Hart's marriage taking a turn for the worse. Sources say they haven't spent hardly any time together as of late.
Another supposed marriage on the rocks is that of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman.



Lindsay Lohan has a whole new respect for those 'cunts'. Just what women is she referring to? Strippers of course!
In an email sent off to friends last week, Lindsay describes her pole dancing lessons she is taking for an upcoming role in, "I Know Who Killed Me," due to begin filming in mid January. You gotta love Lindsay and her emails.
“They’re all whores, they’re all whores ..xcept for some obviously!” “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”
Just what Lohan needs, pole dancing lessons.

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