Drunken Stepfather vs. Paparazzi (Specifically Splash News)

I love Jesus Martinez from Drunken Stepfather.

He tells it like it is.

The other day he called out the paparazzi for cashing in on a HALF MILLION DOLLARS with the video of a dead Anna Nicole Smith being wheeled out covered in a blanket.


(Now that's living large. Those paparazzi should take their kids to Disneyland with that half million.)

It seems that Jesus struck a nerve with what he wrote because now the paparazzi are all over his shit. And they really like to get all worked up too. It's cool. This reminds me of the X17/Perez Hilton feud.




From Drunken Stepfather:

"I wrote a post that ripped into the paparazzi for being petty pieces of shit for running after blogs who make no money while making 1/2 million dollars for some shitty video of a dead Anna Nicole.
I just read my comments and this is what was posted:

you are a fruit cake Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:10 pm e

Dude. You are a total FRUITCAKE. Without the paparazzi what would your blog be? Get off your moral high horse. The reason your video doesnt sell is its shit. The reason you dont make a cent of your blog is you steal contents from other blogs and you are a fruit cake.
Jesus. You are a bigger trainwreck than ANS

drunken step mom Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:12 pm e

you are only posting this in a vain attempt to drive traffic to your crap blog. Loser. You are SUCH a loser its amazing. Its well known iin the blog community how you stalk other bloggers.

I checked the IP and this is what it said:

Search results for: ! NET-12-158-232-192-1

OrgName: SPLASH NEWS, INC
OrgID: SPLAS
Address: 330 WASHINGTON BLVD
City: MARINA DEL REY
StateProv: CA
PostalCode: 90292
Country: US

NetRange: 12.158.232.192 - 12.158.232.255
CIDR: 12.158.232.192/26
NetName: SPLASH-N22-232-192
NetHandle: NET-12-158-232-192-1
Parent: NET-12-0-0-0-1
NetType: Reassigned
Comment:
RegDate: 2002-10-14
Updated: 2002-10-14

OrgTechHandle: SMITH15-ARIN
OrgTechName: Smith, Kevin
OrgTechPhone: +1-310-821-2666
OrgTechEmail: ksmith@splashnews.com

Funny that he’d call me a stalker…like I was sitting outside your house in a van with a telephoto lens waiting for you to walk outside and get into your car or maybe like I followed you into the grocery store and took pictures of the bags to see what you’re buying so that I can turn around and sell the pics for 20,000 dollars to the media.

I don’t rip off blogs, I rip off message boards.

Love,
Jesus"

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KFed Sells His Soul for Money...Spleen Next in Line

Steven Klein, one of five photographers in the National Portrait Gallery’s forthcoming Face of Fashion show has chosen Kevin Federline as a subject.

Excerpt from TimesOnline:

"Klein doesn’t tell celebrities what to do or what he wants. He never tells them to take their clothes off or look a certain way, A celebrity will approach him, tell him that they click with his vision, and they dream up a concept together, a performance. That’s quite something: the world of truly stellar celebrity is patrolled by sharky agents who want their clients to look good. But Klein’s edginess is perhaps acceptable. It hints at a dark side to the celebs, but with such overt theatricality that the brand won’t be genuinely endangered.

However, Klein likes to “deconstruct” not only what we expect from the particular subject but also the notion of what a portrait is. He says the National Portrait Gallery initially balked from exhibiting arguably his most shocking picture — Kevin Federline, Britney’s ex, with his throat slashed — but “to me, a portrait is a representation of a person and a slash across a throat is the equivalent of a brushstroke”.

It wasn’t a big deal for Federline to appear like this, says Klein nonchalantly. “It’s like a classical painting. The slash, the make-up, is a mask that reveals who the person is. For me, the break in the skin shows that all portraits are lies. To see through the skin is to see someone’s reality.” The violence of the picture is made more intriguing when you consider what happened to Federline next: dumped by Spears and fast-tracked to public enemy number one."

It's a little too 'out there' conceptually for my liking. How'd you like to hang that one in your living room?

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Source: TimesOnline

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"Britney Spears Is So Dumb"

How dumb is she you ask?
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Source: Allie is Wired

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Lindsay Lohan Is No Fashion Plate

Oftentimes I find myself wondering how it is that Lindsay puts together the outfits that she does.

"Hmm..let's see...how about this black sock hat with these fingerless, torn hobo gloves, a striped shirt, my favorite leggings of course, these cheap looking yet hideously expensive Santa Claus boots and last but not least let's top the entire ensemble off with this matching paisley silk scarf."





































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Stills from the Already Infamous Sex Scene from 'Factory Girl'

Yesterday I told you about the Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller sex scene for 'Factory Girl' in which it is rumored that they two were really porking during the filming.

Here are a couple stills from the scene in question. They apparently had quite a fling while filming the movie, so I wouldn't doubt if they actually got it on in front of a roomful of people.

Besides, people in Hollywood are total exhibitionists and completely in love with themselves, so what better opportunity to get attention than fucking your co-star on film?

I don't get Sienna. She is not hot, not sexy and bitch can't dress for shit.































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Coco at the Smooth Mag Publication Party

Holy Spandex, Batman!

























*EDIT* Had to add-on the large pic here. And we hadn't even seen to worst of it!

That's not even a cameltoe, that is a full fledged moose-knuckle, Coco!

That has got to be the tackiest outfit we have seen so far this year. And the pants, oh those pants!

It looks like Coco is just waiting to be feathered!

























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Donald Trump gets a Star on the Walk of Fame

Somehow the classy and always stylish (kidding of course) Donald Trump managed to get a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.


Just don't ask me how he did it, I can't figure this one out. I would certainly hope it's not for his overrated reality show, 'The Apprentice'. The show is worse than ever this year.
I had hoped the second show would be better than the season premiere but no such luck. The second episode was almost as bad as the first. (I did however, love the pink men's bikini..heh.)
Regardless of what I think, someone in Hollywood must love the Don. He was graced with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. His family and young son accompanied him.
That poor kid already has a head start doesn't he? Check out the comb-over he's rockin'!

























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Psychic Twins Reveal Celebrities Futures

Psychic Twins, Linda and Terry Jamison, famous for predicting the 9-11 terrorist plot, have come forward with some interesting celebrity predictions.


The twins were recently interviewed for the 'Dr Keith Ablow Show', which will air today.

Will the predictions they made come true? Time will tell..

*TomKat will divorce "four or five years down the road", but will squeeze out another Thetan before they do.

*Britney Spears will marry "two more times"

*Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's next baby will be adopted "from Africa or Colombia".


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Britney Takes Sean Preston to the Park

It just keeps getting worse!

Such an eyesore.

Her unbrushed hair is sticking up all over, and it looks like she slept in her extensions.

The mismatched outfit, chewed nails, hairy legs..











































What's with the pouty expression lately? Is it supposed to be cute?
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My Walk Through the Cemetery Last Night...

This is SO OFF TOPIC, but something very interesting nonetheless. I had to share, I am dying to show someone these.

My husband and I went for a late night stroll last night. Really late. On the way is a cemetery that I am very fond of. (I am weird like that) I decided to bring my camera just out of the blue, and have never taken late night pics in a graveyard before.

What I discovered was amazing. I took about ten pictures, most showing nothing, as I had expected.

This picture is an example of what I saw with my own eyes...nothing.
Snow, and grave sites...







And here are the two photos that I couldn't believe I had taken. Mind you, although cold and dark, there was no fog or mist or anything like what is showing up in the photos. These are amazing.

Is that a woman? Yikes!



















This shot has all sorts of stuff going on!

I am still just amazed at what these pics are showing me. I think another trip to the cemetery is in order tonight!

Any thoughts Smackaholics?

Don't F*ck with Tigger!

The Monaco family had traveled from New Hampshire to Orlando, Florida to visit Walt Disney World.

They brought their three children to the world renowned resort and had planned on a nice relaxing family getaway. That is until Tigger screwed it up for everyone.

While posing for pictures with the Winnie the Pooh sidekick, Tigger turned on Jerry Monaco Jr., 14, as his family knelt in front of the orange Disney character.

Tigger allegedly locked his right arm with the 14 year-old's left arm and then socked him in the face with a left hook.

The teenager insists he did nothing to provoke the cat attack, and said that Tigger hit him, "Pretty hard. I could still feel it even though he was wearing the padded gloves."

(Tigger already has a reputation as one crazy cat. He was the same costumed character to be accused of groping womens breasts in 2004.)

This specific Tigger has been identified as Michael J. Fedelem, 31, of Kissimmee. Any 31 year old man running around in a cat suit for a paycheck obviously has some underlying issues.

"You don't come here for this," father Jerry Monaco said. "Disney is supposed to be a safe place. It is supposed to be a place where you come and spend time with your family."

Monaco said he replayed the video to see if the attack was provoked but said he could find no evidence of it.

"At first I was upset at my son," Monaco Sr. said. "I thought he did something to Tigger. But then I review it and it is pretty clear, for no reason he just clocked him in the face."

"The general manager apologized to me. Everybody will come up and apologize to me but Tigger. He won't be a man about it and get out of the costume and come out and apologize to my son. I didn't want VIP treatment. I didn't want an extra day at Disney. I didn't want any of that. I wanted him to apologize and that is the one thing that they won't do."

Michael J. Fedelem has been suspended by Disney pending an investigation, and Pooh has cut him off from any future Pooh-lovin'.


Written by Spicy
Sources: Orlando Sentinel, Local6.com

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Yet Even MORE Pamela Anderson Drunk on New Years Pics

Oh, and these ones are NASTY!


Pam is such a freaking lush that she lets some fat dumpy guy with a Hells Angels tattoo on his chest and his shirt wide open fondle her without a care. And this guy is all over her, obviously enjoying the fact that Pam is letting him rub his greasy palms all over her body.

She is obviously one of those drunk bitches who use the fact that they were drunk as an excuse as to why they let some scumbag paw them all night long.

The children Pam, think of the children! Nasty ho.














































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